Like all good religious cities, I have received The Way to Happiness, A Common Sense Guide to Living in the mail. After reading it, like any good writer, I took the liberty to change the text. I will not lie, but damn who ever wrote this choose their words and sentence structure so wisely. Anyways this book basically reminded me of the movie ZombieLand.
1. Take Care Of Yourself
isolate them.
People
carry germs
they put you
at risk
you are dirty,
clean-up
2. Preserve Your Teeth
Suggest to others
that they
preserve their
teeth.
3. Eat
People who do not
eat properly
are not much
help to you.
4. Don't Sleep
a person's general
failure can make
you at risk
do not rest.
5. Drugs
People
who take drugs
see the real world.
They are really
there.
6. Do Drink
Alcohol has medicinal value
do let anyone who
has been drinking
fly you in a plane.
A little liquor
goes a long way.
7. Promiscuous
Sex is pleasure and happiness:
nature intended it that way
abuse nature.
8. Your Sexual Partner
Unfaithfulness
is human passion
aroused.
It is incurable.
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